{"id":943,"date":"2011-11-29T12:51:25","date_gmt":"2011-11-29T12:51:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.utilitygirl.co.uk\/blog\/?p=943"},"modified":"2011-11-29T19:32:54","modified_gmt":"2011-11-29T19:32:54","slug":"tis-the-season-to-wait-in-for-parcels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.utilitygirl.co.uk\/blog\/?p=943","title":{"rendered":"Tis the season to wait in for parcels"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve started my Christmas shopping over the last few days.  I won&#8217;t go to Merry Hell unless it&#8217;s absolutely necessary so I&#8217;ve been doing it online.  The first delivery was completed today after much hassle.  It put me in mind of this (from last year&#8217;s Viz annual):<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.utilitygirl.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/waiting-for-a-fucking-parcel.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.utilitygirl.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/waiting-for-a-fucking-parcel-300x192.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"waiting-for-a-fucking-parcel\" width=\"300\" height=\"192\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-944\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.utilitygirl.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/waiting-for-a-fucking-parcel-300x192.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.utilitygirl.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/waiting-for-a-fucking-parcel-1024x656.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.utilitygirl.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/waiting-for-a-fucking-parcel.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve started my Christmas shopping over the last few days. I won&#8217;t go to Merry Hell unless it&#8217;s absolutely necessary so I&#8217;ve been doing it online. The first delivery was completed today after much hassle. It put me in mind of this (from last year&#8217;s Viz annual):<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-943","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.utilitygirl.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.utilitygirl.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.utilitygirl.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.utilitygirl.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.utilitygirl.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=943"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.utilitygirl.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":950,"href":"https:\/\/www.utilitygirl.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943\/revisions\/950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.utilitygirl.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.utilitygirl.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.utilitygirl.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}